Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

I had a great time last night.

Natalia

Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.

Ryan

[On looking like Jake Gyllenhaal.] It's in the eyes. I get it all the time.

Eric

[laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?

Cooper

You obviously want they guy we can't see.

Eric

So obvious I don't have to answer.

Calleigh

What are the first 40 pages about?

Eric

Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.

Calleigh

Is that it?

Eric

Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.

Eric

He must have been shot in the car.

Calleigh

The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet.

Eric

Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.

Eric

Uh, ladies, this is D.C. We work together.

Cooper

[Staring at two beautiful girls in beach attire.] Hey...

Eric

Give him a second. He'll get up to two syllables!

Natalia

I'm late!

Eric

For what?!

Natalia

I'm late!

Eric

What we gonna do?

Natalia

[laughs]

Eric

WHAT?

Natalia

It's just nice. You said 'we'.

Eric

It takes two to tango.

Natalia

I'm late!

Eric

For what?!

Natalia

I'm late!

Eric

Oh my god. Wait, wait, Natalia wait. (Puts arm in elevator door to prevent it from closing)

It's easier if you press the button.

Eric

Yeah, thanks Paula. Talk to me.

Natalia

What do you want me to say?

Eric

Look, you can't just drop some news on me like that and then run, now are you sure about this?

Natalia

Those hometests don't really work on me and my doctor can't see me til this afternoon.

Eric

Alright, and then after you see him.

Natalia

Her.

Eric

Her, then what do we do?

Natalia

[laughs]

Eric

What?

Natalia

It's nothing.

Eric

It's something, what?

Natalia

It's just nice. You said 'we'.

Eric

It takes two to tango.

Calleigh

Pawn-shop guy said he wiped it down before he planned to move it. You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.

Eric

Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.

Ryan

I liked your Erika Sykes exclusive about finding Rowe's weights.

Eric

I didn't say any of that to her, she made it all up.

Ryan

Huh, where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right, I've said the same thing.

Eric

Give it a rest, Wolfe.

Ryan

Equal time, bro. Equal time.

Eric

You got an excuse for going 150 miles per hour?

Too much caffeine?

Horatio

Eric, there are black-tip sharks out there, be careful.

Eric

[Smiling.] You know me, I love fish.

You know, I'm starting to remember why we broke up.

Eric

I NEVER FORGOT!

Calleigh

My advice... talk to her once as Eric Delko.

Eric

And then?

Calleigh

Talk to her again as a cop.

Eric

If you come near me or anyone that I know, I'm going to arrest you.

Mmm, so that will be the second time we use your cuffs.