Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Delko

H...It's our move.

Horatio

We're going to Brazil.

Cooper

So we have to collect oil samples from all these?

Eric

That's right.

Eric

Problem, Coop?

Cooper

No, no, no problem.

Eric

You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?

Cooper

I'm just more of a four-wheel type guy.

Eric

Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay? Matter of fact, the more you ask, the more we think you can't do it.

Natalia

Then get out of my way.

Eric

That's what I'm talking about.

Eric

What was Dakota Hudson famous for, anyway?

Calleigh

Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...

Natalia

How do we do that?

Eric

We go old-school. We knock and talk.

Eric

Steve carry a cell phone?

Natalia

He's a model, he probably lived on one.

Heard someone died twice today. Freaky.

Eric

Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.

Eric

You okay, Wolfe?

Ryan

I hate this case.

Eric

Yeah, tell me about it.

Eric

Not a word, Wolfe.

Ryan

Take it easy, Delko!

Eric

Not a word.

Eric

I came back too soon.

Calleigh

All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.

Calleigh

It's a feather!

Eric

Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.

Calleigh

Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?

Eric

You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.

Ryan

Well, they were running for their lives, it was hardly a track meet.

Calleigh

Ah, more food.

Eric

Hm. Yeah, we moved on to the mini bar.

Calleigh

[Seeing a table of food Eric is processing in the lab.] Break room is down the hall, on the right.

Eric

Cute.

Eric

Well, we're gonna hold you here for a little while, just to make sure of that...I don't trust you actors.

I'm a stunt guy!