Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?

Alexx

Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!

Horatio

Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?

Yelina

The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.

Eric

Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.

Yelina

Then how did the dead man hit the gas?

Horatio

With help from the living.

Horatio

Ok, but you've done nothing wrong.

Eric

Then how come I feel like I'm going to slit my own throat?

Look, I heard about your badge, but I'm not jeopardizing my job helping you find some girl, Delko.

Eric

Listen, we think the badge could've been used in a murder today.

Like I said, I'll get right on it...so these were at the "scene of the crime"?

Eric

You could say that.

Eric

Try again.

Eric

Luis, you've got to change your routine, man.

I've done nothing wrong.

Eric

Yeah, you wake up and you're already wrong. Take him away.

Tripp

He ran head-on into a stone wall. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Looks to me like it was just a freak accident...

Eric

Or the perfect crime!

Eric

It's unbelievable.

What?

Eric

Wolfe.

Again? You need to just go in a room and beat each other up.

Ryan

Are those rolling papers?

Eric

They're not mine. Someone must have borrowed my kit.

Ryan

[Sarcastic.] We've really gotta crack down on the pot-smoking kit thieves around here.

The brochures say the air is different in Miami. I didn't know what they meant until I got here.

Eric

[Scoffing.] Yeah, right. The air. It makes you cheat on your husband.

Eric

I found the murder weapon. It's got a bloody print on it.

Ryan

You think our killer was that stupid?

Eric

No. I think he was that smart.

Eric

[Leaving the hospital.] Look, you ever mention anything about "Delko Time" again, you're gonna need to rent a room in this place.

Ryan

Fair enough.

Eric

I never made it to the original crime scene. Did you?

Horatio

Five hours ago.

Eric

Have you seen Peter Elliott?

Ryan

Is that the federal guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? Yeah, he poked his head in, wanted to get to the documents lab.

Eric

And you sent him to the print lab instead, right?

Ryan

Yeah, of course. [Pause] He's only here for Calleigh, anyway.

Eric

Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.

Eric

What?

Ryan

No, not you, it's the cop in this game.

Eric

Nothing about this makes sense, the vault's untouched, there are eight telestations filled with cash and they only rob one.

Alexx

Then attempted a rape in the middle of a hot crime. Nothing they've done was logical.

Horatio

Maybe not to us.

Alexx

What's going on Horatio?

Horatio

Alexx, Miami has a new breed of criminal.