Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Calleigh

Martin Gillespie is one of Miami's best defense attorneys.

Eric

That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.

Calleigh

And why our job just got a lot harder!

Eric

There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.

Horatio

Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?

Eric

Shooting at his own guy?

Calleigh

The robbers turned on each other. It's not a team I'd want to be on...

Eric

Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.

Tripp

There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...

Calleigh

(Holds up an orange) We got lucky! Someone stepped on this one.

Eric

We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts. And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out. Because we never close!

Horatio

Ever!

Ryan

You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.

Eric

[Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?

Ryan

[Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!

Eric

Twisted minds think alike.

Calleigh

Why would Ana Garcia willingly give us the murder weapon?.

Eric

Either she doesn't know or she's a great actress. She claimed she was just making the bed.

Calleigh

Well, I guess now she's going to have to lay in it.

A sick dub-deuce like that gets me like ten grand! I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...

Eric

I imagine most in your "client base" aren't Boy Scouts...

Eric

So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?

Alexx

Or just bad oral.

Eric

No comments.

Eric

They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.

Calleigh

I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?

Eric

Could death have been accidental?

Alexx

Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.

Eric

A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.

Horatio

And by anything, Mr. Delko means drugs.

Tripp

[Talking about the killer snake.] So we know how it found her. How do we find it?

Eric

Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.

Tripp

Delko, what the hell are you doing?

Eric

[Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.] Apprehending the suspect.

Alexx

Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...

Eric

Childhood abuse?

Alexx

Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."