Eric Delko quotes from CSI: Miami

Eric

Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.

Calleigh

I know, your eyes were cooked.

Tripp

Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.

Eric

Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.

Alexx

Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?

Eric

Everybody's a comedian!

Eric

So that means you have his name and address?

In the system...

Eric

Well, could you show it to me...please?

Calleigh

Reality TV, can I watch?

Eric

Yeah, have a seat.

Calleigh

Tell me when I have to look away.

Eric

That's the thing, you never have to.

Calleigh

What are you telling me?

Eric

That Jeff Lathan should probably see a doctor about the little blue pill.

Calleigh

Oh! That explains why he didn't want us to watch the tape.

Eric

Looks like the autopilot was engaged.

Plane flies itself until it's told otherwise.

Calleigh

Why did it stop flying?

Could have flown into a rain cloud, wings could have iced up.

Eric

Ice changes the shape of the wing, disrupts the airflow.

Calleigh

That's ironic: who could've guessed that ice could kill you in Miami.

A good pilot could've regained control before it hit the beach.

Eric

Yeah, not a dead one.

Eric

I've got a scrape here.

Yeah, you're going to have a few scrapes, the plane crashed.

Eric

If the evidence is equivocal, we've got to go with the only witness.

Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.

Amnesia, huh? That's pretty convenient...maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.

Eric

Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.

It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.

Eric

...Yeah, but he's just talking trash; in the business, it's all about the streets.

Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.

Don't you need a warrant or something?

Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.

Eric

Or you can just give it to us for 3 hours, your choice.

OK, but what am I supposed to do for 3 hours?

I don't know, stop talking?

Calleigh

Alright which one of you stole my crime light?

Stole is...is very negative I...I had borrowed it and uh I re...I placed it I put it back.

Calleigh

Well it would have been nice if you would have charged it first. I was at the scene and it flat lined.

Delko

Sounds like she's mad at you.

Calleigh I sincerely apologize.

Calleigh

Apology accepted give me yours.

Go ahead its in my kit. [Calleigh Leaves, To Eric] I hope she doesn't need her sodium-resinate.

Tripp

Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.

Eric

Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.

"You're a dead man" is just an expression.

Eric

No, legally, it's a threat.

Calleigh

Do you think the parents have any idea that they're paying for their kids to have sex with teachers and buy their grades?

Eric

I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.