[Laughing] Jacks or better. You're under arrest.
SSuspect
Oh, yeah? What for?
First-degree murder.
SSuspect
Oh. On what grounds?
[Looking at suspect's boots] Roof dust.
S1 E2Cool Change
Catherine dials the number on the pager:
What are you gonna say? Hi, I'm a criminalist, I was in the neighborhood...
Shhhhh....it's ringing.
SSuspect
Hello.
Ah, hey.
SSuspect
Hey, who's this? I just dialed my own damn beeper.
Uh-uh, it's my beeper now, I found it.
SSuspect
That ain't your beeper, girl, it's mine, I do a lot of business on that beeper.
What kind of business?
SSuspect
You know, slinging a little something-something.
Oh, a little something-something, or maybe a little bling-bling?
SSuspect
Ah, so what you know about some bling-bling?
Well invite me over to your crib, baby, and you might find out.
SSuspect
Three Aces Motel, room 202
Three Aces Motel, room 202, ahh, see you soon. *hangs up the phone*
...
Did I just do that?
What's a bling-bling?
Got me.
S1 E3Crate 'n Burial
Get a picture of the security pad, someone touches it before it's dusted I break their fingers.
You're standing in my crime scene.
No, you're in mine.
You got audio, I wanted that.
I out rank you.
Technicality, who'd Grissom handpick to work here?
Keep telling yourself that.
Excuse me. Is my evaluation interrupting you?
No, I barely heard you.
People leave us clues, Nick. They speak to us in thousands of different ways. It's our job to make sure we've tried to hear every single thing they've said.
Yeah, but I got her a chem set.
You keep that; might learn something.
Stop flirting with me.
Hey Grissom! Would you come tape me up?
I love my work.
It shows.
Hey Grissom (holds up a roll of tape) Could you come tape me up? (walks back into the garage)
(looks to where Sara has walked out) I love my work!
(looks at Grissom oddly) It shows! (walks away from Grissom as he follows Sara into the garage)
(is crouched in front of Sara carefully taping her hands whilst they share intimate smiles) So, you found Laura’s hairs here? Passenger seat, front of the car?
Right, not in the back which made me ask: What kind of a kidnapper puts a bound and unconscious woman in the front seat of his car? The back of my arm isn’t touching the sheepskin but there was sheepskin fibres on the back of Laura’s sleeve which tells us that she sat back like a normal person. “Cut me Mick” (Grissom cuts the tape and even more carefully pulls it from her wrists) Like this. (she shows him)
So she wasn’t bound at all?
Correct, but that made me ask the question: What kind of kidnapper puts an unconscious woman in the front seat of the car even unbound? Answer’s usually in the question…you taught me that! So was she unconscious? We found Halothane on the patio. Halothane knocks you out…if you take it!
So you’re saying that she never inhaled the Halothane?
Proof would be in her blood. Halothane stays in the system up to 48 hours.
How lucky am I that I got a sample of her blood?
Oh…
So you can go to lab and check that out.
Dammit! I wanted to carry the ball over the line!
(blushes slightly) I know!
S1 E4Pledging Mr. Johnson
I can't believe I used to live in a place like this.
And here I had all this respect for you.
[After finding out the drowned woman had fried calamari before she died]
Now tell me, why are we here?
'Cuz it's the only place within ten miles of Calville Bay that serves calamari.
And you know this because...?
I come here for calamari.
Oh. Alone?
No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.
[to Catherine after finding a severed leg] Well Watson, the game's afoot.
RDr.Robbins
The leg was severed post-mortem.
Well, that's good news.
RDr.Robbins
How do you figure?
Would you want to be alive while your leg's being cut off?
[to Warrick]: Fine suit.
[Warrick and Nick turn around to find Sara in the locker room]
[to Nick] And well, just fine.
That's harassment.
Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.
What's Grissom doing?
He's trying to find a missing boat.
And let me guess, Catherine got bored?
Well you know Grissom, the shortest distance between two points is science. For Catherine, it's pounding the pavement.
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