Greg Sanders quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Including the ones that you just made, we got one.

S6 E4 Shooting Stars

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Greg

And what do I get to do? Go back to the lab and wait for a phone call?

This is a running gun battle that started twenty blocks back, you get that.

Greg

That's got to be like, a mile, who's with me?

A bunch of pissed off locals with shot-up cars.

S6 E7 A Bullet Runs Through It, Part 1

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Sure, especially if Lois was an accomplice, or dare I say, a killer.

Greg

Well, I don't see homicide anywhere on her schedule.

S6 E13 Kiss Kiss, Bye Bye

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Greg

Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?

Nick

It's probably just trash blown in from off the street.

Greg

Nobody throws away porn. They're like heirlooms that you pass on down your family tree.

S6 E14 Killer

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Greg

Hey.

Warrick

Greg, what are you doing here?

Greg

Oh, Grissom said you're backing me up, can't back me up if I'm not here.

Warrick

The next time you screw me up with Grissom, I'm going to back you up right off a cliff.

S6 E19 Spellbound

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I need to talk to you.

Greg

You heard about the strip club?

I hear about everything, Greg.

Greg

That ear surgery paid off.

S6 E19 Spellbound

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Anyone interested in the wedding DVD?

GNGreg, Nick & Sara

Yeah.

Courtsey of Frank Rosetti. Owner of Cupid's Kiss. [(puts the DVD in)] All right, where do you wanna start?

GNGreg, Nick & Sara

The toast.

[Catherine puts on the toast, and they watch]

Dianne Chase [On DVD]: Everyone, everyone, I wanna thank you for coming. You know, the Bible says love is strong as death and as mother of the groom a wedding is bitter sweet. You are giving up as much as you are gaining. In some cases you are giving up much more. [loses her speech as she starts to get tipsy] To hell with it, I'll wing it. My Adam. He studied at Oxford, he went to Harvard school of business and of all the intelligent, wonderful, beautiful women he met along the way he ended up with Jill, plain little Jill. There's nothing wrong with her, but what's right with her, haha, even her name is boring. [turns to Adam] It's all right to take a lover, you just don't have to end up marrying her.. I mean, do you really wanna shallow our gene pool like this? [Adam tries to get her to leave] I wanna thank you all so much for coming, oh I love you Adam. [Catherine pauses the DVD after the toast is done]

Justifiable homicide?

S6 E21 Rashomama

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That's a tight schedule. She would have barely had time to go to the bathroom.

FRFrank Rosetti

I don't sell bridal diapers for nothin'.

Greg

He was kiddin' about the diapers, right?

S6 E21 Rashomama

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(After Wendy tells them the DNA results)

Greg

We could compare them to the bucal swabs that we collected...if we still had them.

Well we'll just have to recollect them.

Greg

All 200 of them?

Yeah. And since we can't leave...someone else is...gonna have to recollect them.

Nick

This is crap. I've been waiting on IAB for 14 hours. I'm tired. And I kinda smell. And I don't have a friggen car.

S6 E21 Rashomama

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Please tell me there are something more to this guys and cars thing, besides the obvious penis extension metaphors.

Greg

So you want me to lie?

S6 E22 Time of Your Death

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Greg

Just between you and me, does he always wear a suit [talking about Brass]? Like, when you guys go to dinner, the movies...or whatever it is you do when you hang out? 'Cuz I gotta tell you, the thought of him in a sweater really freaks me out.

[smiles] We don't hang out, Greg.

Greg

No kidding? [shrugs shoulders] I just assumed.

S6 E24 Way to Go

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What do you know about work boots? I'm guessing you haven't worked a day of hard labor in your life.

Greg

I wore Doc Martens in high school. It was the style.