[after losing the Grey Cup tickets] Well, I'll have to go to a scalper.
Isn't it weird for you to go to a scalper?
Why? Because I'm a Cree man? I resent that!
Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal.
Oh yeah.
S1I Love Lacey
Hey Oscar, does your friend Russell like to lie on the kitchen floor with a phone in his hand?
No.
Then either this guy ain't Russell, or your friend Russell's dead.
[Oscar runs over and sees Russell is dead.]
Told ya he was here.
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