With your knowledge of city stuff, and my knowledge of non-city stuff, we know all stuff!
We know all stuff. Wow, that does sound tempting, but I'm not really drawn to a night of drinking beer and watching TV.
Well, there are prizes.
What kind of prizes?
Beer and a TV.
I feel like we don't connect…
That crazy old bird next door has trolls!
What do you mean, trolls?
There's trolls on her lawn, first it was that stupid flamingo and then the frog with the butterfly in its mouth!
Oh, the lawn ornaments! I thought you meant she was possessed or something.
They're all over the place! Swans and donkeys and castles and gnomes, and now trolls! It's like a stupid circus!
Gnomes and trolls, that'd be a good circus.
Why can't we have normal neighbours?
Cuz you always frighten them away.
I'm gonna have to do something about this.
Promise me it'll be something stupid.
You sure told that wingnut a thing or two.
I don't appreciate being called a thief.
She called me a thief too.
You are a thief. If she just called you a thief, she and I would be having tea right now.
[comes into the room] Where did I leave my sandwich? Oh there it is.
That's your sandwich?
Yeah, I left it there when I went to get my milk. You didn't think Gnome Oscar made himself a sandwich, did you?
Don't be ridiculous, and don't call it Gnome Oscar.
[referring to the gnome] That thing can sleep down here, I mean stay down here.
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