Wanda, why don't you call? You have such a beautiful voice.
Really? At Karaoke Night, you threw a shoe at me.
My feet were tired.
A broken pipe?
I dunno how it happened.
[trying to fix the broken pipe] Probably his fault, all those damn showers he took when he was a kid.
Well, can't Dad fix it?
[Pipe starts spraying water in Oscar's face.]
What do you think?
Well how the hell did it get bent like that?
How should I know? Looks like the work of an orangutan.
Really? That's your prime suspect?
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