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S3 E2

Community · Season 3, Episode 2

Troy, Pierce and others in “Geography of Global Conflicts”

How is this still happening?

I can't remember what regular air smells like.

Jeff, do something or we're gonna lose!

Guys, this is important to Annie. So whoever actually died a few months ago, fess up so we can put a stake through your heart.

[Troy, Shirley, and Pierce laugh]

Jeff!

Annie, I think the real lesson here is that a model U.N., much like the real U.N., quickly falls apart when faced with actual-

NOOOOOOO! I think the lesson here is that I need to win this! I want to win! And you! You suck! You're a stupid, ugly poopface, and I'm better than you!

Annie, stop! You're acting like a little schoolgirl, and not in a hot way!

[The audience gasps; Annie stares at Jeff in shock, then gets off the table and runs out of the cafeteria in tears]

Okay. Uh, that made me sound creepy... but-but here's the thing. [runs away]

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