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S1 E21

Community · Season 1, Episode 21

Jeff and Troy in “Contemporary American Poultry”

Jeff

What is that?

TTroy

It's a monkey.

Jeff

Why do you have a monkey?

TTroy

It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have ten of them?

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