Jeffrey, I am the least racist person in the world. My best friend, when I was six years old, was a black man!
“Investigative Journalism” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Jeff (3), Abed (1), Dean Pelton (1)
[After being kicked in the face by Buddy] No no, its fine, it's fine. It's just little a nose bleed. I get 'em when it's dry and when my face gets kicked.
[To Buddy] Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
Jeff, what's your favorite episode of M*A*S*H?
The one with, uh... the army.
That's what I thought. If you'd ever actually seen the show, you'd know that Hawkeye didn't just bed nurses and drink martinis. He also had blood sprayed on his face and barked orders when the choppers came in. If he didn't, people died. He was a leader, Jeff. That's your job.
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