Viveca Scott quotes from Columbo

Lt. Columbo

They were written with a black eyebrow pencil. I spotted it right away because that's what my wife always uses when she makes out her grocery list. When she goes into her purse that's the only kind of pencil she can ever find.

Viveca Scott

Then you're wasting your time here, aren't you Lieutenant?

Lt. Columbo

What do you mean?

Viveca Scott

You're talking to a redhead. Brunettes use black eyebrow pencil.

Lt. Columbo

Say, Miss Scott? Can I ask you a personal question?

Viveca Scott

Yes.

Lt. Columbo

It's, uh, well, you know it has to do with these pictures. You always wear a beauty mark. Only, this morning you don't have it on.

Viveca Scott

Oh, is that all? It's just one of those things I never do before lunch time, darling. Bye-bye.

Lt. Columbo

No. What I was wondering about was, uh, how do you put those things on? I mean, do you stick 'em on or do you paint 'em on or, uh... [she just stares at him] Well, I can tell you're not interested and your mind's someplace else. Don't worry about it. I'll ask somebody else.

Viveca Scott

Oh, no, Lieutenant. I don't mind telling you. I use an eyebrow pencil, of course. A black one.

Lt. Columbo

Still trying to figure out where I got my poison ivy.

Viveca Scott

Poor thing. Still worried about your itch.

Lt. Columbo

Are you worried about yours?