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SEASON 1

Code Monkeys · Season 1

Code Monkeys Season 1 quotes

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S1 E8IPO

Yo, I said yo, listen up. We're "Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron: Honkey Killer International", with special guest Blackie Blackerson.

BBBlackie Blackerson

Wazzup?!

And this song is called "White Bitches Is Free". [singing] White bitches is free, white bitches is Free. Ugly little brats. I hope you like this gat, BLAOW! How you like us now? Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron. Now suck it, now roll over, so I-I can fuck it. Don't look at me, don't look at me, 'cause all you white bitches is free.

[crickets, followed by audience cheering]

BBBlackie Blackerson

[singing] Bitch, he loves you. Bitch, he loves you...

[rapping] Bitch, I love you. Stars above you shine like wine. Girl you be fine. Now it's time to suck my dick, you better not spit out our looooove...

WWendy

What the fuck are you doing, Dave? It's three in the morning!

We never showed up the time of our date.

WWendy

I'm calling the cops.

Don't call the cops!

WWendy

You are so creepy, Dave!

Can't you see he love you, bitch?!

OOther

[singing] I loves you, bitch. I love you, bitch.

S1 E9Todd Loses His Mind

[after Todd loses his mind and jumps out of the window of the Gameavision board room]

Okay, well, that happened.

Hey, little man. I hear you. But you're the lead game tester, and that's a mighty responsibility.

Hit the bricks. I don't listen to guy that gets less ass than me.

[starts chasing Benny] Listen, you little shit, you get over here!

[faking] Help, help! Jerry and Dave tried to touch me where I pee!

Oh, crap.

What?! No, NO! My--my hands are up in the air! I didn't touch anyone's wee-wee!

Dean, are you okay?

Yeah, he just ran over my head. My head holds up pretty good to vans.

S1 E10Third Reich's the Charm

S1 E11Wrassle Mania

Round one: Manly Man vs. Todd the fat sack of cow shit, who's also gay and I hate him and so I hope he die an' his nuts pop!

Do the manly man slam! Do the manly man slam!

Round Two! In this corner, the "Ice Wall", Sergai the Giant vs. Todd, who still smells like cow shit and I still hope his other nut pop!

Ooooh. My nuts...my guts...

S1 E12Vegas, Baby!

S1 E13The Revenge of Matsui

Yes, "boobies", what?

Don't you think it's possible this could be a trap? I mean, Takeda Matsui is the head of Protendo.

And...

And you killed his brother?

When was that?

It was seven weeks ago!

Amazing that you have tested all these games.

[farts on first game] That's what I think of your stupid game. [farts on second game] And that's what I think of your sucky, sucky game. [to third game maker] Your game...isn't even worthy of being farted on! IT'S THE WORST GAME I'VE EVER SEEN! But, I going to make you deal. [pukes on game cartridge] No go. I got my eye on you, bitch.

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