GIGirl in Movie
E.T., I love you.
EET
Oh, I love you too.
[at a strip club] I love you, whores! And I love you, sluts!
[nude] How long was I out?
Well, about two hours after finishing your game, Floating Space Rocks, you took a celebratory hit on the Dega Bong and passed out.
Must have been that new weed I developed. [sits in Jerry's chair]
Get your stupid ass out of my chair!
Well, why is my penis green?
I can answer that, too. At about 2 A.M., high out of your mind, you painted it so that it would look like, and I quote, "a sexual serpent capable of spitting its venom everywhere."
Damn it. I knew I was a genius.
NDNeil Diamond
You mess with Diamond, you gonna get cut!
Well, if it isn't the team that brought us the Ishtar of video games!
Ha ha ha ha, that's funny, because Ishtar was a big failure!
Not to worry, ladies. We stole the truckload of games. All 100,000 of them. High-fives all around, and then Mary, and uh...Clare, I'm gonna need a BJ from the both of you.
Truckload? 100,000? That was JUST the first batch, you jack-holes! We shipped over four million of those things! It's the biggest video game shipment IN HISTORY!
Maybe the kids won't notice that it sucks. I mean, they're just kids, right?
Hey, I just saw the first screening of E.T. I'm not one for emotions or anything but, that little alien changed the way I... [starts crying, then stops] What's that turd?
That is Dave and Jerry's E.T. game.
[loses hearts as he talks] You...how could you?! You don't know anything about E.T.! You don't love E.T.! You didn't even see the movie, did you?!
No, I didn't. And I know you're all mad at me because I screwed up the game. But you know what I did do? I went to a strip club. You know what that means? That means that I saw naked women. And they shook their asses THIS close to my face. For money. Sure, I could have gone to that movie, but then I wouldn't have seen all those naked women. At the strip club. With the boobs. In my face. Now ask yourselves, can you blame me? And besides, isn't that what you would have wanted me to do?
JDJerry, Dean, Todd, and Mary
Grrrr...
Yeah, we gotta stop that truck before it drops all those games off. We'll take my car!
Dave, you don't have a car.
[Walks into office to see Jerry punching a wall]
Whoa, what the fuck are you doing? How many of those Pixy Stix did you have?
That's not your concern, my friend. Your concern is arming with enough knowledge about E.T. so I can create the world's greatest game, with extreme prejudice!
Your hands are bleeding, dude!
YOU WILL TAKE ME TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM RIGHT NOW, AND YOU WILL TELL ME ABOUT E.T.! [kicks Dave out of the room]
I know. You're probably pissed at Jerry.
Pissed?! You boys took my car, I'd be less pissed if you fed me my own ass on a ciabatta!
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