Dave and Jerry in “E.T.”

[nude] How long was I out?

Well, about two hours after finishing your game, Floating Space Rocks, you took a celebratory hit on the Dega Bong and passed out.

Must have been that new weed I developed. [sits in Jerry's chair]

Get your stupid ass out of my chair!

Well, why is my penis green?

I can answer that, too. At about 2 A.M., high out of your mind, you painted it so that it would look like, and I quote, "a sexual serpent capable of spitting its venom everywhere."

Damn it. I knew I was a genius.