Code Monkeys · Season 1, Episode 1
“The Woz” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Dave (3), Jerry (2), Big T Larrity (1), Clarence (1)
Dave... What are you doing?!
My computer is frozen. If you hit the computer exactly the right way...it unfreezes. [resumes humping his computer]
Did it work?
[orgasms] Yeah, sorta. Phew.
Dave, we gotta finish this game. You know, 'cause we're game programmers.
Fine, I'll change my pants later.
And when are you gonna get this dead donkey out of here?
He is not dead, he is sleeping.
Listen, I don't know anything about video games, but I heard you two were my star programmers. So I am hellbent on having you boys continue to do what's really important.
Making sweet-ass video games and getting messed up on hooch? Yeah!
No, you goofy-looking cow turd, making me money! I love money. I've got a blowup doll made of money that I make sweet love to every night.
That's messed up.
My love of money has helped me succeed in women's coats, novelty items, and now video games! There are three things Big T don't much cotton to: bats, turtles, and people who fuck with my money!
Hey boys, it's me, Clarence. It's your best friend in the world, who happens to be gay. Oooo!
Whoa! And whatever the hell that thing was.
That's four.
Shut up Dave!
So if you boys fuck up, then we got ourselves a little problema. Looking forward to working with you two gentlemen. Excuse me, boys, those bats is good eating. YEEHAW!
I got syphilis from a turtle once... not from a Mexican whore.
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