JayIf we had a lightsaber, I could voom-voom, snikt, snikt, snikt, woooaaa Jedi, slice up tubby here (gesturing to Silent Bob), crawl inside him and we could stay warm for the night.
Voiced by Jason Mewes
Clerks: The Animated Series · 38 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Clerks: The Animated Series: in 8 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Dante (3), Silent Bob (2)
Lines by Jay 3
JayJayHey, yo clerks! You- [slips on soda on the floor and falls] I think that stuff just kicked in, Silent Bob.
JayNo time, man. Me and Silent Bob have an appointment at the gorilla cage. We've come to the conclusion that we need more gorillas in our empty lives.
Scenes with Jay 5
[After Leonardo has just unveiled the newly constructed Leonardo Tower]
I find it hard to believe that no one noticed that either.
JayIt looks like a big bong!
[A small dog walks by]
Jay[pointing at the dog] Hey, that looks like a big bong, too!
For too long, the miserable corner store has been a haven for ludicrous price gouging, and rude, poorly-trained clerks.
You think he's talking about us?
No.
With names like 'Dante', and 'Handel'.
Randal!
Today marks the dawn of a new era. I give you, the people of Leonardo - the future!
[Pulls rope, unveiling another massive building]
[Crowd is silent, except for an isolated cough]
...It's a new convenience store! Quick-ER Stop!...Eh? Yes?
[Crowd begins cheering]
This doesn't bode well for us.
Quicker Stop...I don't get it.
JayNow that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen!
JayHi. I'm Jay.
and I'm Silent Bob.
CBCharles Barkley
and I'm Charles Barkley.
JayWhat the hell are you doin' here?
JayI remember when we were by this metal thing with a knob...
[Jay and Bob unlock door and jump into freezer]
JaySnooch to the nooch!
Of course we remember that, that was five minutes ago.
JayLike Deja-frickin'-vu.
Well, that was pointless.
JayYeah.
GGirl
Oh my god! It's Jay and Silly Bob!
That's Silent Bob.
BBoy
And NBA great Charles Barkley!
CBCharles Barkley
Hi, kids!
JayI thought we told you to get outta here!
What?! Caitlin has a kissing booth? Like for charity?
JayYeah, only it don't cost nothin', and it's not for charity.
[Jay leaves, and comes back in a short time later.]
JayAnd there's no booth.
[Jay leaves and comes back again.]
JayAnd it's more than just kissing.
[Jay leaves and comes back again.]
JayAnd you don't have to be a guy.
[Jay leaves and comes back again.]
JayDude, she's cheating on you.
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