Leonardo LeonardoAfter years abroad and seeing all there is to see in New Jersey; schooled at Eton and Oxford, New Jersey; I am come to stay!
Voiced by Alec Baldwin
Clerks: The Animated Series · 38 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Clerks: The Animated Series: in 5 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Dante (4), Randal (2)
Lines by Leonardo 1
Leonardo LeonardoScenes with Leonardo 4
[After Leonardo has just unveiled the newly constructed Leonardo Tower]
I find it hard to believe that no one noticed that either.
It looks like a big bong!
[A small dog walks by]
[pointing at the dog] Hey, that looks like a big bong, too!
LeonardoFor too long, the miserable corner store has been a haven for ludicrous price gouging, and rude, poorly-trained clerks.
You think he's talking about us?
No.
LeonardoWith names like 'Dante', and 'Handel'.
Randal!
LeonardoToday marks the dawn of a new era. I give you, the people of Leonardo - the future!
[Pulls rope, unveiling another massive building]
[Crowd is silent, except for an isolated cough]
Leonardo...It's a new convenience store! Quick-ER Stop!...Eh? Yes?
[Crowd begins cheering]
This doesn't bode well for us.
Quicker Stop...I don't get it.
Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen!
[Dante and Randal talking to Leonardo Leonardo regarding his newly built desk.]
LeonardoWhat do you think of my desk? I made it myself. And I have all these pieces left.
It uh…looks great.
It's a piece of crap. It looks like it was built by a Re-Re.
What are you doing?!
LeonardoAh hah! It does, doesn't it!
I hope there are no hard feelings, sir.
Leonardo LeonardoWell played, clerks. I underestimated you once, but never again. I vow that my vengeance won't be swift or entertaining. I will draw it out over decades in such a subtle fashion that you'll have to wonder whether the misery in your life is either manifest or the machinations of Leonardo Leonardo or . . . a third thing. Good evening.
[Dante and Leonardo wobble through the school trophy hallway, drunk.]
Stupid reunion.
LeonardoYeah, stupid.
Look at that trophy. I never won a trophy! And now they don't even remember me! I was the manager!
LeonardoI was the manager of...
Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... Good night.
[Dante passes out and Leonardo follows.]
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