Good morning.
It's 11:59.
Still technically the morning.
LLocksmith
He's got you there!
“The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Dante (3), Jay (3), Randal (2), Silent Bob (1)
If we had a lightsaber, I could voom-voom, snikt, snikt, snikt, woooaaa Jedi, slice up tubby here (gesturing to Silent Bob), crawl inside him and we could stay warm for the night.
[Flashback to when Dante and Randal were working in Ye Olde Quick Stoppe in England.]
CCustomer
Pack of fags.
You're a fag!
CCustomer
It's a cigarette, mate.
I'm not your mate, fag!
[Randal jumps over the counter and tackles the customer. Back to present.]
Boy, it wasn't until years later that we found out what "fag" really meant. Right, mate?
[shoves Dante] You're a fag!
No, a fag's a cigarette, remember?
[shoves Dante again] You're a cigarette!
I remember when we were by this metal thing with a knob...
[Jay and Bob unlock door and jump into freezer]
Snooch to the nooch!
Of course we remember that, that was five minutes ago.
Like Deja-frickin'-vu.
Well, that was pointless.
Yeah.
GGirl
Oh my god! It's Jay and Silly Bob!
That's Silent Bob.
BBoy
And NBA great Charles Barkley!
CBCharles Barkley
Hi, kids!
I thought we told you to get outta here!
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