[After Leonardo has just unveiled the newly constructed Leonardo Tower]
I find it hard to believe that no one noticed that either.
It looks like a big bong!
[A small dog walks by]
[pointing at the dog] Hey, that looks like a big bong, too!
For too long, the miserable corner store has been a haven for ludicrous price gouging, and rude, poorly-trained clerks.
You think he's talking about us?
No.
With names like 'Dante', and 'Handel'.
Randal!
Today marks the dawn of a new era. I give you, the people of Leonardo - the future!
[Pulls rope, unveiling another massive building]
[Crowd is silent, except for an isolated cough]
...It's a new convenience store! Quick-ER Stop!...Eh? Yes?
[Crowd begins cheering]
This doesn't bode well for us.
Quicker Stop...I don't get it.
Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen!
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