Chowder Season 1 quotes

Gazpacho

Hey! Don't write there!

Why not? [realizes his mistake] Oh. [he tries scribbling it out] There we go. [realizing he has only made it worse] Oh no!

Gazpacho

Stop! I can fix it! [camera zooms too far out] Not from there, get closer! [camera zooms back in] Closer. [camera zooms in once again] Okay. [he sprays on Chowder's handwriting and wipes it off] There.

[points to the 2004-2010 Cartoon Network screen bug] What about that one?

Gazpacho

[taps on the bug] Yeah, that one doesn't come off. I tried.

[devastated] LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ALL THIS WONDERFUL FOOD GONE TO WASTE! [starts sobbing]

Come on, everyone! Let's get out of here!

Miss Endive

[angrily] MUNG DAAL! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CHEF!

Panini

Bye, Chowder,

[angrily] I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Gazpacho

[still got hit by a fruit] Still dying! [gasps] Mother's gonna kill me for this! Mother's gonna kill me!

WHAT IS THAT RACKET?! [A living racket runs off] AND WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!

[to Miss Endive] Listen up, woman, that Mood Fruit is MINE!

Miss Endive

As usual, nothing but crazy talk from your lips.

I'll tell you what's crazy… this rump of yours, that's what's crazy! Now will you kindly move it out of my way?

Miss Endive

I'd be happy to oblige, Mr. Daal. [shoves Mung aside with her rump] Whoops!

[spins around and falls in a hole; calling out to Chowder] Chowder, kick it enough high gear!

High gear, comin' up!

Panini

Num-nums! Are you… [rubs Chowder on the cheek; smitten] okay?

Please don't touch me.

Miss Endive

You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]

[whispering] They're due to brown.

Shh.

Panini

I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.

Miss Endive

Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!

Grease?

Miss Endive

Grease!

I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!

This ain't gonna be fun.

Miss Endive

[Mood Fruit colors change to red, representing her anger; turns to Mung, viciously] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [Mood Fruit colors change again to black, representing her fury; later, she drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]

Woman, I will NEVER say you're better than me!

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!

Miss Endive

Panini, unlock the cell.

Panini

Yes, ma'am. [unlocks the cell door]

Bacon?! [opens his mouth and the mama bird feeds him her barf; grossed out] That's NOT bacon!

[yelling] I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!!!!

Chowder, nobody ever exploded having to go "number 1."

We Made it! And the water's perfect.

[sighs] Oh, yeah.

Mung

What did I tell you last night.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-

Mung

No! I told you "No midnight snacking." But you snacked anyway.

No I didn't.

Cause there's ALWAYS food on my face.

Mung

...True.

What just happened?!

[pokes Shnitzel's hand] You're all squishy. Like a big marshmallow! [bites Shnitzel's hand, causing Shnitzel to scream in pain] Geh! You do not TASTE like a marshmallow.

Radda, radda. [touches his hand]

Shnitzel, have you gone soft?!

[panicking] Radda. Radda radda radda! Ra-raddaradda radda!

So, you dare challenge the dreaded Lead Farfel? I will crush you like the worthless worm you are!

But he's just a baby.

Then he will surely fail!

I just wanted directions to the library, jerk.