Chowder Season 1 quotes

[shocked in horror by his kitchen being destroyed after he and Chowder return] My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen, what happened?!

[as Officers Po-Boy and Cheesesteak grab both her arms] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!! [gets thrown into the police van]

Chowder, what does your gut say about this?

My gut says that Shnitzel has a lot of cleaning up to do.

He sure does. Wanna go eat some cake?

Yes, please!

[petting Truffles' head, mistaking her for a kitty] Nice kitty.

Hey, what is this thing?

Pfft. Radda radda.

Oh, the customer. Wait, do you realize what this means?

Radda?

The customer came to pick up his own order. [facepalms herself] Ugh, and my idiot husband just left to deliver it! [cut to Mr. Sambal taking a shower at the lobby fountain] Who knows how long until he gets back? You keep an eye on him until Dummy McDumbalot comes home.

Radda radda radda radda.

Cleaning or no cleaning, you will watch him, or I'll rip your- [sees Mr. Sambal walking by] Oh, hello. Don't worry. Shnitzel here will take care of you until your order is ready. That's what we pay him for.

Ah, towels. [strips off Shnitzel's apron, leaving him in his underwear]

Okay, that's disgusting.

[goes back into the kitchen; sighs] Radda.

What are you doing? This place is still a pigsty. And where's the customer?!

Radda.

The oven? You put the customer in the oven? What, are you crazy?!

Radda. Radda radda radda radda.

He put himself in the oven? The little old man walked in the oven by himself?

Radda!

Would you please hand me that pot over there? [Shnitzel hands her the frying pan and bashes him on the head; angrily] I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO BAKE A CUSTOMER! [flies off] I'M PAYING YOU TO CLEAN!

[annoyingly mimicking Truffles] "Radda radda radda, radda radda radda."

[noticing the Marzipan Police outside] Radda? Radda. Radda radda radda radda!

Hey, look, a civilian!

[gasps; takes out a megaphone] We've got a hostage situation! Everybody stay calm!

A hostage situation?! [faints]

Radda?

Don't let his size fool you. Your captor is extremely dangerous.

And crafty.

And crafty.

And vicious.

And vicious.

And dangerous.

I said, "And dangerous."

I'm just trying to help! Don't yell at me!

Technically, you said, "extremely dangerous."

Sarge, Sarge, say he's stinky.

And a meanie.

And a bad boy.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow. [to Shnitzel; through megaphone] Well, he's all that stuff. We've been trying to stop his trail of destruction for years. [next scene shows the city buildings crashing down and the citizens screaming] Don't worry. One of us will save you, in just a minute.

[humming and clap rhythming "Pop Goes the Weasel"] And stop!

No, no, no, do it again.

Radda.

I don't know where the customer went.

Radda radda radda radda radda!

Huh, in danger? YOU are the only danger here.

[grabs Truffles' hand] Radda radda radda.

Let go of me! I'm not leaving.

Radda radda.

No! No more cockamamie stories! You just want to leave work 'cause you're lazy.

[shocked] Radda?

You heard me. La-a-a-a-a-zy!

[offended] Ah, ah! Radda radda radda radda radda!

RADDA RADDA RADDA! Radda.

I just had a dream that you were a great big, delicious sandwich, but you didn't have any cheese on you. Why didn't you have any cheese, Mung?

That's a question for another time, my boy.

Shnitzel was in my dream, too, except he was a big cup of cloffee with cream and sugar.

Well, that makes sense.

And then I realized, I become a big carrot!

What happened next?

[as a big carrot] I don't know, you tell me.

[wakes up, startled] Oh, what? What? Huh?

You were sleeping, Mung. Sheesh.

You don't know what you're missin'...

If you aren't in the kitchen.

[hits Chowder on the head with a frying pan] HANDS OFF! The ladies will be here any minute to play Mahjongg.

But I didn't get to taste yet.

Ah, ah, ah. These foods are for the ladies only. Are you a lady?

If I say "yes," can I have one?

[hits Chowder on the head with the frying pan again] You already had dinner! I need both of you out of the kitchen, NOW! [the door opens and the ladies enter] Oh, the ladies!

Oh, so adorable! I could just eat you up! [Chowder blushes, but is moved out of the way] Out of the way, Chowder! I've been waiting all week for these meviled eggs! [scarfs the eggs]

Save some for the rest of us, Empanada.

You eat it all again, and I'm gonna kill you.

Hey! [turns to the back] I thought I heard something.

Don't get too distracted, Truffles. I want you to see when I BEAT you this hand.

Oh, you will [turns back] NOT beat me! The only beating you will see is your own!

Rats. I guess those weren't meviled eggs, huh? Hey, I bet if I go down and apologize, Truffles will reward me for being so professional.

Now that's some good thinking, Chowder.

[unknowingly notices his doorway blocked up by Truffles] Weird. Someone accidentally blocked up my door. Hmm.

[from below] Hey, kid! What the heck are you doing up there?

I'm going to apologize so Truffles will give me meviled eggs!

Oh. Well, good luck with that.

Hey, Truffles, I'm sorry about earlier. So can I have an egg now? [the strong wind blows the colors off Truffles' body, leaving only the outlines] Uh-oh. [runs up back to his room again, screaming as Truffles flies after him; later, he's chained up to his bed] I guess I should go to sleep now, huh?

Finally! [stuffs a meviled egg in his mouth and ends up spitting it out] That's disgusting!

[disgusted as Kimchi hangs with him] Ughhh! Radda radda radda.

Aw, Shnitzel, that's just Kimchi's way of saying he likes you. Wanna see Kimchi's way of saying he needs to go to the bathroom?

[after Chowder sniffs the glumberger cheese] Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad feet.

Chowder, is the cobbler okay?

Yes, but I'm leaving it with Kimchi.

What?!

I think they're in love!

Chowder, I understand being in love with a cobbler more than anyone, but we’ve got a customer who expects the dish to be love-free!

But the dish makes him happy!

Well, Kimchi, being a ladies' man myself, I have to say; it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

What does that mean?

It means love stinks.