Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Season 2 quotes

My device! She is smashed flat as a Crepe Suzette! What have you done?

What have any of us done? To exist is to do. To do is to be done. What is the big... [de Sade grabs him and throws him off the tower] to-dooooooooo...?

AAAAAHHH!

Gadget

Relax, it's practically foolproof.

Chip

Yeah, but is it Dale-proof?

[Drowning] Sonny! As I almost live and breathe!

Dale

Abandon bleach bottle! I mean... abandon ship!

Fat Cat

You idiots! You sank the wrong ship! You sank the Lusitania!

Fat Cat

Just because I'm particular doesn't mean I'm not greedy.

Fat Cat

What more can go wrong?

Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...

Monty

Now right behind these vines is a gigantic waterfall.

Dale

[Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?

Gadget

I still haven't figured out how you've been sinking those ships but I should have known you were the ones doing it, even though there was no way to know, you know.

Fat Cat

As soon as I figure out what you just said, I shall congratulate you on your brilliant deductive abilities.

Firefly, firefly bright. First firefly I see tonight. I wish for a basketball.

Fat Cat

If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.

Hey, boss. What's that?

Fat Cat

I don't want to hear it!

There, in the water?

Fat Cat

Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it! [Something crashes into their boat, which starts to sink] W-w-what happened?

You don't wanna hear it.

Dale

It sure is a lot of work getting ready for Monterey Jack's birthday party but one thing makes it all worth it.

Gadget

You mean knowing you've made Monty's birthday a special occasion?

Dale

No, eating the cake.

Monty

Crikey! It's my birthday! They sneak up on you, don't they? Seems like only a year since the last one.

Professor Nimnul

Crowds always make me nervous... unless they're groveling at my feet.

Professor Nimnul

SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE...! Oh, sorry. Old habits are hard to break.