If you think that milk was rotten, wait until I go bad.
S2 E43Rest Home Rangers
The police! Don't they have anything better to do than arrest criminals?
[After being zapped by Professor Nimnul's device, the FOGIE Device]
Halt. Halt.
... Please.
[After Gadget deduces that Monty was shot by an aging ray]
So it wasn't just because it was his birthday. That's a relief.
Why?
Because next week is my birthday.
Crikey! I haven't been this dizzy since I last went waltzing with Matilda.
S2 E44A Lean On The Property
[Looking through Monty's baby photos]
CKCamembert Kate
Here's Cheeser when he was just a titmouse.
Aw, he sure was cute.
Yeah! What happened?
What do moles do best, Mole?
MMole
Chase frogs?
CKCamembert Kate
[About Monty] He was too big for his britches before he was wearing them.
[Capturing Monty's mom] Well, looked who dropped in. If it isn't Maxi Mouse.
Holey moley!
You mean moley holies.
S2 E45The Pied Piper Power Play
I'll become the Picasso of potatoes! The Svengali of spuds! Or... dare I say it? Mr. Potato Head!
[reading] "Due to your not paying the electric bill, we've cut off your power. Have a nice day. The Power Company." The small-minded simpletons are standing in the path of weird science!
A clue! [Passing him a toothpick] Here, Dale. This is a good opportunity to see if you've got the right stuff.
Hmm... It's made of petrified rosewood and it's engraved M.J.. I get it! Then it belongs to Moonwalk Jackson. I knew this case would be a thriller!
Wrong, Dale. Try again.
Hmm... I got it! M.J. stands for Fat Cat!
[slaps head] Why would Fat Cat engrave M.J. in the stick when his initials are F.C.?
Simple! To throw us off.
The great Dale-dini sees all and knows nothing.
You got that right, acorn brain!
[Tired of being the clue repository] Monty's toothpick, Gadget's earplugs. What next?
I found her footprints.
Well, I'm not carrying them! I'm out of pockets!
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