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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 2

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Season 2 quotes

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S2 E40Pie In The Sky

[After crashing into a bag of flour]

Oh no! We didn't make it! We're ghosts! This is terrible! AWFUL!

You want me to hold off the c-c-cats, Chipper?!

Don't do it for me, Monty - do it for Midge!

[Midge turns her doleful gaze on Monty.]

Those eyes ought to be registered as lethal weapons.

[Ma's electromagnet interferes with a plane's instruments.]

PPilot

Time to land already? But this can't be Burbank, the air's too clean.

MSMa Sweeney

[About Todd] Every family tree has its sap.

S2 E41Le Purrfect Crime

RRatatouille

I hate rodents!

LLesueur

You are a rodent, Ratatouille.

RRatatouille

Non, monsieur! I am an artiste!

Okay, Rangers, we need a plan!... Unfortunately, I didn't plan on a plan.

You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.

Hey, it wasn't my fault! Tell him, Gadget.

Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however, you're a goof-up.

[Having amnesia] Who am I?

Who are any of us? Zis is ze essential question. To live is to exist and yet, to exist is to live. Yet...

Oy! And I thought I was confused.

[running from Dale] I think we lost him... what's wrong with him?

The question is, what is wrong with society? He is but a microcosm in this lonely universe...

Why doesn't Dale aim at him?

You know, that guy I saw earlier looked like Dale. He was wearing a headband and... [gasp] It is Dale!

No... I'm your worst nightmare.

Dale, a traitor?! I can't believe that! Not in a million years! [Dale takes a shot at them] Is it 1 million A.D. already?

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