This guy's definitely one snowflake short of a blizzard.
S2 E27Weather Or Not
That's it! No more Mr. Nice Mad Scientist!
If we're going to stop Nimnul, we'll have to play by his rules.
You mean cheat?
(entering into a shattered bank vault) I love it, I love it! And in case you didn't hear me the first two time, I LOVE IT!
S2 E28One Ups-Man-Chip
The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?
It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.
Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.
Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.
And four:...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.
Outwitted me, eh? Then tell me, Refuse Rangers, who's got the last laugh now?
[Chip has planted a radio receiver in a turban Dale is wearing and is pretending to be the spirit Rama Lama Ding-Dong]
But what are you doing here?
You conjured me up, while playing a joke on your incredibly-handsome friend Chip.
Hey, put me down! Don't make me use my mental powers against you!
SSnout
Ah, boss, be careful. He does have weird powers.
MMole
Yeah, he even read my mind!
That proves he's a fake! You don't have a mind.
I'll take care of the shark, YOU take care of the pearl.
But who will take care of me?
I will!
[Over a high tank with a guard shark]
Will you hurry up!
MMole
But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.
But boss you said only idiots can do that stuff.
Shut up!
[To Chip, at the end of the episode] Got you last!
S2 E29Shell Shocked
Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro, but since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?
Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.
[Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10–10:30, Supervised Group Nap: 10:30–1. Fun: 11–11:05..." 5 minutes!?! You scheduled only 5 measly minutes for Fun!?!
Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to 4 minutes.
Perfect! My own blend of sunblock. Now I can sit in the sun for 2 hours, 18 minutes and 36 seconds exactly.
What happened to you? Aren't hermit crabs supposed to have a shell or something?
HCHermit Crab Leader
We all had shells, earmuff. But when we woke up this morning, they all had disappeared, vanished, departed.
[Gasp] You mean they were gone?!
HCHermit Crab Leader
[Sarcastically] It's a good thing you're not any sharper, son. You'd cut yourselves?
[Crabs from the beach ask the Rangers for help finding their missing shells]
I'm sure that if we can find their missing shells they'd be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but not so crab-like. Well, wait! Still crab-like, since they are crabs, after all...
Gadget luv, drop it.
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