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[Later, when they get the shells back]
See, I told you they'd be less crabby once they got their homes back. Back on their backs, I mean. I mean, they're still crabs and everything. What I'm trying to say is...
Gadget luv, that's getting on my nerves.
I don't understand why all the missing shells aren't here. This is a Shell Station.
Wow, boss! Did you know that if you put your ear to a seashell, you can hear the ocean inside?
Of course I knew, you idiot! That's the whole point to my brilliant criminal master plan.
Wow! Where did they put the batteries?
Shells don't use batteries. The ocean's sound they make is a mystery of nature like how you manage to operate without any brains.
[Raised voice] Boss! Hey, Boss! Looks like we got all the fish!
[Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!
Y-y-yes, boss.
Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!
With me in charge, we'll crack this case in no time. [Rushes headlong into a pillar]
You'll crack something, at least.
I have style, I have class, I have breeding... I have a temper!
At times like this, I usually don't resort to shrill emotional outbursts but in this case, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
Look, Monty!
A real treat!
Your favorite: Jack cheese!
No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.
[GASP!]
It was love at first sniff.
You never know when opportunity will knock. [Hears a knock] See?
Now look here, Chip, I demand an apology.
An apology?! I'm not the one who deserted his duty! We can't depend on you for anything!
Is that so? All right. If that's the way you feel about me, I QUIT!
Well, you sure handled that right.
[After a whack on the head] I feel like I'm holding a mongoose convention in me head.
You have to get us up there, Gadget!
Great! I can try out the new ejection seats.
Ejection seats...? [all three of them are launched airborne]
From now on, I'm not gonna let anything or anyone turn my head around. [Gets a cheese attack]
What's with him?
The flight out must be serving macaroni and-
-chee-eee-eee-eeese!
[Dale opens the door and sees Gadget in a beautiful disguise. He gasps]
Please, help me!
[gulps]
My cousin Gadget said that if I ever need help I could count on the Rescue Rangers.
Right. They'll be back any minute now.
But there is no time to wait! This microfilm must be delivered immediately. [gives the microfilm to Dale] You'll need this map to find my contact. [gives the map to Dale] You must be careful - enemy agents are everywhere. My contact will know you by the password: "Seven shy spies stole the shyster's secrets." I know you won't let me down, super spy. [gives him a kiss] Good luck. Remember the password. [leaves]
[dazed] Right. "Seven spy chides see the sky luck's egrets". Got it!
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