[Dale and Monty] sure are acting goofy.
Good! That means everything is perfectly normal.
S2 E23Chipwrecked Shipmunks
PRPi-Rat 2
I say we make them walk the plank.
Nah, we did that last time.
PRPi-Rats
Awwwr!
PRPi-Rat 3
How about we keelhaul them?
PRPi-Rats
AARR!
Nah, we just painted the keel.
PRPi-Rats
Awwwr!
SStormy
We could dress 'em like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.
PRPi-Rats
AAar.... Huh?!
I'm afraid that ain't pi-rat-ical enough, Stormy.
Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.
PRPi-Rats
AAAAAAAR!
A fine idea!
Gadget!
Oops! You know I can't resist a challenge.
Do you think they followed us?
[Seeing the cutlasses thrown at them] I'm sure of it!
S2 E24When Mice Were Men
DQDon Quijole
He has returned! The evil one! The great bull, El Elemenopio!
What a silly name for a bull! [Laughs]
Grab that broom over there, will ya?
Righto, Gadget! But I don't think we need to worry about keeping the place clean. After all, it was trashed out long before we got here.
No, Monty. I need a hand.
I thought I was helping ya.
I mean a whole arm. Now stick the end of that broom through here.
Sure glad you know what you're talking about, luv, 'cause I don't have the slightest clue.
All right, you moth-eaten excuse for an overnight bag, let's see if you're as dumb as you were in the old days!
S2 E25Chocolate Chips
I suppose my supercharged xenon flash is a bit bright.
No, the sun is bright. That thing is downright blinding.
[Akin to Monty's cheese attack] CHO-O-O-O-O-OCOLATE!
S2 E26The Last Leprechaun
Hang on, Dale!
[As the branch breaks] I am hanging on, but it's letting go!
DSDarby Spree, the leprechaun
Saints preserve us! Something's happening with me pot of gold.
Yeah, I'm not getting it!
Well, c'mon, we've got to save Dale from himself... again.
Improbable.
Don't you mean, er... "Impossible"?
Of course not, Monty! Nothing is impossible.
S2 E27Weather Or Not
Why, my tail is as good at predicting the weather as a bunion on a bulldog's toe.
Is that good?
Good?! Who am I to question a bulldog's bunions?
[Pointing to a vehicle hanging from the rooftop of a building] How'd that bank truck get up there?
I guess the driver was desperate for a parking space.
Let's see. The first time my tail went off, I was passing this warehouse on my way to find some cheese. And the second time my tail went off, I was passing the same warehouse on my way home. So that could mean only one thing!... Too bad I don't know what it is.
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