Move your kabooses, gang! We've got a train to catch!
S2 E12Last Train to Cashville
[Fat Cat’s gang crashes into a sack on the rails]
MMole
[falls off the train onto a sack] Ooh! Who left this here?
The Rescue Rangers, that's who.
It's those little guys again!
We may be little but we pack a big punch!
[Placing a brick on the ground] Here y'are, pally! This will break your fall. [Gadget glares at him] It was the softest thing I could find.
Really, Monterey! We want to break his fall, not his neck. [Zipper crash-lands on the brick]
Good thing you don't have a neck, pally.
I can rig up a handcart in a jiff.... Well, make that two jiffs.
[Fat Cat and his gang break into a pet shop]
Nobody here but us animals.
[The puppies are barking loudly. Fat Cat walks up to them]
Silence, you cowering canines! I've endured your constant yapping while we laid the tracks and excavated the walls, and now I WANT SOME QUIET!
[talking in sleep] Gotta catch... a train.
Out with the bad bricks and in with the good bricks. I mean, gold bricks.
MMole
Load up the bricks, unload the bricks... I'm getting tired.
WWart
Shut up, Mole! If we didn't have this train, we'd have to carry out all this gold by hand!
MMole
Gold? What gold?..
[to a snake in the tank] Goodness, you're so terribly scrawny. A nice little ranger snack is what you need.
[looking through the glass of a snake tank, as the snake is about to eat the Rangers]
It's just like watching TV!
MMole
Aw, gee, it's another one of those nature shows.
CPChief of Police
Well, Davey, here's your train back, safe and sound.
DDavey
Gosh, sir, where'd you find it?
[Shot of Muldoon and Kirby loading the stolen gold into a strongbox, for return to the bank.]
CPChief of Police
[chuckles] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Maybe we oughta tell him. What do you say, gang? Huh?
[snoring]
S2 E13A Case Of Stage Blight
Don't want to miss the cartoon! Hope it's the one about the big dumb duck.
[Tracking some puppets to the sewers]
But why do those guys probably want to live down here?
Rent's probably cheaper.
SDSewarnose de Bergerac
I am a professional. I have studied under the greatest performers of all time.
Yeah, about thirty feet under.
There's nothing like a good melodrama. And this is nothing like one.
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