[About Sewarnose] He's battier than a room full of Jamaican fruit-bats. But you gotta admit he's entertaining.
S2 E13A Case Of Stage Blight
[Knocking at Clarence Dudley's dresser door] Candygram.
CClarence
No, thank you. Much watch my figure, you know.
Flowers.
CClarence
Heavens, no! My hay fever.
Singing telegram.
CClarence
Hmmm...How droll. [Ahem!] Entre vous.
[About Gadget blushing in a toy soldier's arms] It's the uniform, mates. Women go crazy for them.
Comic relief is essential to drama.
[After flushing Sewarnose away]
Well, I guess Sewarnose is all washed up in this town.
Yeah! He really let himself go down the drain.
S2 E14The Case Of The Cola Cult
Gee, Gadget, didn't you put any brakes on this thing?
Don't be silly, Chip. Of course I did. But they fell off a few blocks back.
CCCoo Coo Cola commercial
Come along. You belong. / Feel the fizz of Coo Coo Cola. / It's the cola for makin' you proud / Take another sip and be one of the crowd / Feel the fizz of Coo Coo Cola. / Come along. You belong. / Feel the fizz of Coo Coo Cola. / Get to the store and take all you can carry / We got the flavors - orange, grape, and cherry. / You belong with Coo Coo Cola. / Come along. You belong. / Feel the fizz of Coo Coo Cola. / It's bottled in Pensacola. / Come along with Coo Coo Cola, / You belong with Coo Coo Cola.
Don't worry. The Gyromobile is my best invention yet. Nothing could possibly go wrong. [CRASH!] ... I can fix that.
[Later, a screw comes loose]
What was that?
Oh, nothing to worry about.
[Everything else starts to fall apart]
What about that?
That was something to worry about.
Zipper, all you all right? Squeak to me!
[Explaining that, now that she has packed up inventing, she has nothing to offer the team] Everyone can contribute something but me. Monterey has his strength, Zipper has his speed, Chip has his leadership abilities, Dale has... has a great sense of humour. But I can't even live up to my name. So I'm quitting.
[About their Cola Cult outfits] I can't believe we hiked clear across town to dress up like a bunch of technicolor cheerleaders.
Golly! You don't need the Cola Cult as an excuse to get together. As long as you know where you belong, that's what's important.
S2 E15Throw Mummy From the Train
CDr. Crockery
We'll go to Inka Kinka Do just as soon as we finish up cataloging everything here. It ought to take up to 10-12 years... if you write fast.
[To Hiram, a mummy] Drop him, you moldy oldie, or I'll knock you back to Zombieland!
[Gadget] said "should" again, mates. Watch out!
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