A character in Chicago Fire
Herrmann
Chicago Fire · 302 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Chicago Fire: in 76 of its 302 quotes
Most scenes with: Otis (22), Mouch (20), Casey (14)
Aren't you in the middle of an election, Randall? You really think this is a good idea?
Beat it. [hands Spellman a pink slip]
[looks to Severide and Casey] Lieutenants, this how you lead your men?
[Severide and Casey produce pink slips, Spellman storms out of the lounge to Chief Boden's office.]
[Mills is handing out wellness test results to the men.]
Greg Sullivan can kiss my able-bodied ass.
Hold up, this can't be right. Herrmann has 1% less body fat than me?
Why are you so mystified? 'Cause I got a couple years on you?
[scoffs jokingly] A couple?
You know what? [takes off his shirt] Suck on this!
[after being put through drills by Casey] What the hell is goin' on?
[smirks] Ahh, looks like Casey's got some serious steam to blow off.
[Later, in the lounge at lunch time.]
Extreme physical exertion, food deprivation. Are we in some kind of CIA training program I'm unaware of?
[to Casey] Lady called us because her cat got stuck on the roof.
[looks up and sees a male police officer on the roof] Eh, funny looking cat.
He climbed up there to get the cat but it ran back inside, now he's stuck!
[...]
[looks at the police officer on the roof] This is a new one.
Get ready for the splat.
Take a look guys! We gotta rescue Reno 911! up there!
This is a sign from above, a course correction. This is a chance to fly up to Phoenix and spread your wings!
It's "like a phoenix", not "to Phoenix".
Whatever! The difference between winners and losers is not who's the strongest, but who can recognize the strongest opportunity.
Yeahhhh!!! I called it! I called it! Didn't I not call it?!
No!
Oh yeah, I told Cindy but hey, I called it! [looks at Dawson and Casey] I knew you two were meant for each other.
[walks into lounge] Oh my god. What is that smell?
[deadpan] Impending gastric distress.
[Cruz appears behind the counter in the kitchen area.]
[sarcastically] Haha, very funny.
[raises eyebrows] Cruz is cooking??? Since when?
Since Mills jumped to squad and we haven't got a replacement candidate. We all drew straws.
We all lost.
Hey! This is authentic Dominican cuisine, all right? Just because you can't appreciate the aroma doesn't mean that the taste isn't gonna blow your hair back, huh? You just gotta broaden your horizons a little.
Yeah, broaden them all the way to Manny's for a Reuben sandwich.
To commemorate Herrmann's last day producing sperm.
It'll keep producing sperm. It's just not gonna make it like–– [Jones uncovers a cake box] Oh boy.
[Everyone looks into the "cake box" in bemusement and laughs.]
Is that a rocket blasting off?
So I'm guessing the twentieth anniversary gift is wood?
Herrmann, I'm asking you nicely, please let me have Molly's. Please.
I'm telling you. Unexpected combo party. You bring the peanut butter, I got the chocolate. Boom, peanut butter cups.
What am I in for, exactly? For the urologist to report the procedure and you're gonna like put it up on the flat screens?
I got it all worked out. Gonna be fine.
[shakes head] Bad idea.
Shut it, Mouch.
Does anybody mind if I use one of these lawyers as a latrine? 'Cause that's what they deserve.
Herrmann, I'm eating.
All right, sorry.
Forget gratitude, appreciation. Maybe not getting sued is as good as it gets these days.
I just don't understand any of it.
People need to find meaning when someone they love dies.
[about the oatmeal] Is it gluten free?
I don't even know what that means.
Why do I have to be the girl?
Just do it, Cruz, and stop your whining.
[to a man inside the car] Get out of there, numbnuts!
[disapprovingly] Herrmann!
Sir, please step out of the vehicle, if you'd be so kind.
[after Newhouse is introduced to the men] Do we tell him the new guy at 51 job is jinxed?
Maybe he'll be the one to break the streak.
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