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To commemorate Herrmann's last day producing sperm.
It'll keep producing sperm. It's just not gonna make it like–– [Jones uncovers a cake box] Oh boy.
[Everyone looks into the "cake box" in bemusement and laughs.]
Is that a rocket blasting off?
So I'm guessing the twentieth anniversary gift is wood?
I'm guessing you guys heard, Vegas wedding, met at the craps table and thought––
Stripper!
[smacks Capp] Capp! Not cool!
[passes a boot around to collect donations] Don't be crying poor on me, Capp. I know what your side job pulls in, come on.
You don't even know what my side job is.
Sure I do. You're a–– [Capp grins at him] Come on, just throw a 20 in.
Where are the girls?
They're in the other room, working, which is what you're supposed to be doing. Hand me that rafter square, huh? [Otis looks at the toolbox] Sure, you know your way around a toolbox. It's the blue triangle.
Then why'd you call it a square?
[Later, a stripper Katya walks in and Otis, Cruz and Capp all look at her.]
Do you guys want something to drink? Jack asked me to take good care of you.
We're good, thanks.
You're the boss?
More like wrangler.
Well, I'm Katya.
Hi.
Jack asked if you could come by the club on Saturday around 8:00 pm.
Sure, I'll swing by.
Great. I'll see you then.
Okay.
[Otis, Cruz and Capp watch Katya walk out, much to Casey's annoyance]
[grins] This job rocks!
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