Just to show you I can be one of the guys, I brought donuts this morning.
Fantastic! [opens the box to find all the donuts gone]
They were delicious.
[Cruz, Otis and Herrmann laugh.]
So there are no donuts?
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Just to show you I can be one of the guys, I brought donuts this morning.
Fantastic! [opens the box to find all the donuts gone]
They were delicious.
[Cruz, Otis and Herrmann laugh.]
So there are no donuts?
To commemorate Herrmann's last day producing sperm.
It'll keep producing sperm. It's just not gonna make it like–– [Jones uncovers a cake box] Oh boy.
[Everyone looks into the "cake box" in bemusement and laughs.]
Is that a rocket blasting off?
So I'm guessing the twentieth anniversary gift is wood?
A formal complaint has been lodged against you.
What did I do?
Three guesses.
The cake?
There you go.
That was a joke. A joke that I paid for with my own money by the way. And Herrmann loved it.
We love a good prank, believe me, but that's not the issue.
So what's the issue?
It's about what's appropriate in the workplace.
You thought it was funny, Lieutenant. You're the one who made the wood comment.
[pauses] Good point. [looks at Boden] All yours, Chief.
I spent my whole life watching my dad, dreaming about what it would be like fighting fires, saving people. I don't mean to wallow. I hate wallowers.
But Jones, I've been there. Those first few calls, when it hits you that you're not gonna save everyone, that someone's gonna die on your watch no matter what you do, I didn't take it easy either. Trust me.
Forget gratitude, appreciation. Maybe not getting sued is as good as it gets these days.
I just don't understand any of it.
People need to find meaning when someone they love dies.
It's the one thing I've wanted my whole life and he's taking it away from me.
Jones, if you don't want him transferring you to PR, then don't go. Put your foot down. Or go, and make your dad happy. You gotta figure it out.
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