McAuley quotes from Chicago Fire

[spills coffee on his pants] Great, this is great. One minute into my shift and I'm already covered in gag. It's never gonna come out. My wife is gonna freak out on me.

You're gonna have a good day today, McAuley. Think positive. Don't catastrophize everything.

[to Casey] Lady called us because her cat got stuck on the roof.

[looks up and sees a male police officer on the roof] Eh, funny looking cat.

He climbed up there to get the cat but it ran back inside, now he's stuck!

[looks at the police officer on the roof] This is a new one.

Get ready for the splat.

Take a look guys! We gotta rescue Reno 911! up there!

[about the oatmeal] Is it gluten free?

I don't even know what that means.

That's your wife? You, McAuley, Dr. Doom and Gloom snagged that earth angel over there?

That's correct.