Randybecause I thought the Pacers were a racing team. I'm learning people be patient with me.
Played by Randy Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 106 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Jason (51), Sklars (7), C.C. Galleta (3)
Lines by Randy 53
RandyRandyI knew I should have spent more time going over my poisons damn it.
RandyI love you microphone
Randy34? I would have said 64.
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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RandyWhat the hell am i doing, what the hell am I doing what the hell am I doing!! This was a mistake!
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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RandyWhere's my rabbits foot Where's my rabbit's foot! Where the fuck is my rabbit's foot!
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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RandyRemember when he jumped over a crying Thomas Hill?
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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RandyDon't worry, he's mellow.
S4 E9 1996-1997 High-School Dunk Contests
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Scenes with Randy 53
By the laws of the label super, these dogs should all have one fatal weakness.
RandyFor Superman it was Kryptonite.
For the Supersonics it was Vin Baker.
RandyFor the Superfreak it was crack cocaine.
And for these superdogs, it may just be their superjock counterparts.
Ok who calls great athletes, superjocks?
RandySuper dorks.
BTBarry Tompkins
You know Willie what strikes me is there's a derogatory term that we sometimes use in regards to athletes...
Please don't.
BTBarry Tompkins
...they got a little dog in 'em.
Ah you did.
RandyAhhh.
Alright settle down lady; it's not the NBA Finals.
RandyIs this crowd even in the same place as this event?
Are they even in the same season as this event?
RandyYeah it's like late Fall in the stands.
JRJason and Randy
TILE PILE!
S2 E4 Scrabble 2003
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Randy"A very special episode of Cheap Seats, because today the first day we have a live studio audiance.
"Twenty-five people."
Randy"Yeah!"
Randy"Now how did we pull it off you may ask inquisitively? Well it was easy we lobbied ESPN really hard for months and we finally reached a compromise.
"They said no"
Randy"Uh huh. So we decided to go behind their backs and start diverting tour groups from ESPN down here to the library. Now we have a group here today with us."
"We have a great group with us today."
Randy"Who is with us today?"
"We have got Doctors Without Borders.
Randy"I love doctors with"
"They do such good work."
WIWoman In Audiance
"Uh excuse me. Excuse me actually we are Doctors With Borders.
Randy"With Borders? I've heard of Doctors Without Borders."
"What is Doctors With Borders?"
WIWoman In Audiance
"Doctors With Borders is a group of doctors that work within the borders of gated communities. We help people that need medical care who make at least eighty thousand dollars a year."
Randy"Well I guess maybe if we pull our salaries collectively we could be one patient"
WIWoman In Audiance
"I don't think so. Also could get a little more chardonnay up in here we're dying. Thank you."
Randy"Yeah the ariel shots there are courtsy of Chopper 4."
"Whose your news source?"
Randy"Chopper 4."
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