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What am I doing, what are you doing? You look like a star spangled idiot.
Ah no I look like Evel Knievel and you were suppose to wear the costume too.
Whoa ok no I never said I was going to wear a costume.
Earlier today you said we were going to Knievel it up.
Right, we're going to go out there Knievel it up get our dare on, go wild.
When I hear someone say Knievel it up I assume that means put on a costume.
Ok no. I have been Knieveling it up way longer than you have. Ok and if you want to Knievel it up like a master, you're going to have to remember one thing ok. Knieveling it up here, Knieveling it up here, Knieveling it up never here!.
So what I'm I suppose to do now.
Your're suppose to be Knieveling it up! God!
Nothing gets a crowd more pumped for Daredevil action than three cars and a truck driving slower than your grandmother..on a jazzy!
R 'Randy
Some call it a performance van.
We call it Evel's future home.
Why does Evel have a giant magic wand?
No the question is how come we don't have magic wands?
(wands magically appear in their hands)
(Guy comes into the picture)
G Guy
Here's those tapes you wanted
(Randy uses his wand to turn him into a plate of cookies.)
Let's see Dandy Don relax a plate of these.
(Randy uses his wand on Jason and turns him into a stuffed animal bar)
(Jason uses his wand on Randy and turns him into a magic wand)
Dude you turned me into a magic wand.
The handle bars in the back end of a motorcycle?
Has Evel ever seen a motorcycle?
Uhhh how about you come over here Cosell. I just jumped like ten buses while you sat on your fat as.
Did Evel just say that his back splattered?
It's your back Evel not a watermelon.
Is he jumping over the stadium.
Doesn't it sound like there's another motorcycle behind him.
All he gets is one dollar. It Broadway Danny Rose he's agent?
34? I would have said 64.
E Evel
Well you did what I did you'd be shaking to.
This woman reminds me of someone.
Shanda the dancing intern.
Yes, yes thank you that was going to bother me all day.
Evel, the man was at the peak of his career here and yet he died penniless.
Uhh he's actually still alive and I'm pretty sure he's got some money.
Maybe, but he could've had alot more money if he hadn't made that one business decision that was a little too daring.
That's Jewish fast food that doesn't sound very daring.
He opened seven locations in the Gaza Strip.
And his opening one more in Damascus.
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