Randy"Darrell Porter, the Willie Randolph of catchers."
Played by Randy Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 106 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Jason (51), Sklars (7), C.C. Galleta (3)
Lines by Randy 53
RandyRandy"Wasn't Phil Garder in Gangs Of New York?"
Randy"A lot people don't know this but Phil Garner is Jennifer Garner's father."
Randy"John Kibler is the umpire behind the plate."
Randy"Is that a scoreboard or your typical desktop computer in 1980?"
Randy"Alright, before we go it's time to bring out our new Cheap Seats mascot..."
RandyChicks dig the long ball unfortunately for 5'5 Freddie Patek, homey chicks will settle for a fielders choice.
S2 E14 1978 Superteams
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RandyWho's next to Cameron?
Randy"McHell Yeah"
RandyOk cilantro as in seriously dude you've never heard of cilantro.
RandyWho's the cutest little speller in the world?
Randy"The Vindicator is a newspaper?"
RandyWhat! I wouldn't have expect spelling bee contestant among her earlier work.
RandyWell things are really heating up Justin Carroll is on...
RandyI told you wide world would cover this nonsense. Next year I'm gonna try out a monkey.
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