"Hey everybody, welcome to Cheap Seats."
“1980 MLB All-Star Game” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Jason (42), Randy (40), C.C. Galleta (4), Sklars (3), Slider (3), Keith Jackson (1)
"A very special episode of Cheap Seats, because today the first day we have a live studio audiance.
"Twenty-five people."
"Yeah!"
"Now how did we pull it off you may ask inquisitively? Well it was easy we lobbied ESPN really hard for months and we finally reached a compromise.
"They said no"
"Uh huh. So we decided to go behind their backs and start diverting tour groups from ESPN down here to the library. Now we have a group here today with us."
"We have a great group with us today."
"Who is with us today?"
"We have got Doctors Without Borders.
"I love doctors with"
"They do such good work."
WIWoman In Audiance
"Uh excuse me. Excuse me actually we are Doctors With Borders.
"With Borders? I've heard of Doctors Without Borders."
"What is Doctors With Borders?"
WIWoman In Audiance
"Doctors With Borders is a group of doctors that work within the borders of gated communities. We help people that need medical care who make at least eighty thousand dollars a year."
"Well I guess maybe if we pull our salaries collectively we could be one patient"
WIWoman In Audiance
"I don't think so. Also could get a little more chardonnay up in here we're dying. Thank you."
"You know why Willie Randoplh is such a good hitter, he always hit the ball where the sun don't shine."
"Or in this case onto the surface of the sun."
"And to anyone who says that these players dog it at the All-Star game take a look at that throw by Parker. Almost all the way to the infield."
"The Cobra."
"Somebody at first base is taking the game a little too seriously."
"Do you hear helicopters?"
"Yeah the ariel shots there are courtsy of Chopper 4."
"Whose your news source?"
"Chopper 4."
"Why is Welch paying so much attention to the runner? It's an All-Star game."
"That's why."
"Oh Willie this is almost as embarrassing as Robert Wuhl sat on Comic Relief 8."
"Did Garvey have to actually smack him in the face?"
"Well it's Garvey, so yeah."
(Doing the voice of a regular guy in the dug out) "Hey man if I wanna run out there and take my pants off you got my back right?"
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Cheap Seats pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.