SThe Sklars
I believe it's Smokin' Joe Frazier McKay, it was Joltin' Joe DiMaggio. Well he's up. Frazier, a little anxious. Joe's yellow trunks showing his first true love: swim wear fashion.
S1 E20 1973 Superstars
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Sklars
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 11 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Randy (7), Jason (6)
Lines by Sklars 4
SThe Sklars
...and sliding bad graphics. Perfect,
S2 E14 1978 Superteams
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SThe Sklars
...From a higher than usual camera angle. What's up ladies I got gum.
S2 E14 1978 Superteams
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SSklars
Gooy! Gooy! Gooy!
Scenes with Sklars 7
"I think it was pre."
SSklars
"Or was it!"
SSklars
"Whoa!"
"Whoa"
"Why don't you care?"
AMAudience Member
"Ah Jewish or non Jewish he's a great ball player."
"Ok! Just got weird in here. Wow"
"Yeah because there's bigotry in here."
"I smell that. I smell that yeah."
AMAudience Member
"What just cause I don't care that Rod Carew is Jewish or not?"
"Yeah wow."
"Wow what are you going to tell us next that your favorite movie was American History X?"
AMAudience Member
"I don't know, I thought Ed Norton played a strong character."
"Ah-Ha!"
"Ah-Ha!"
"I think someone needs to go to the Museum of Tolerance."
"Right after we go back to the game."
"I need to get my hook back."
"So do I."
"Ladies and gentlemen..."
SSklars
"The Giant Cookie!!"
CCC.C.
"How bout it!" How bout it!"
SSklars
"Drink! Drink! Drink!"
CCC.C.
"Drink? You want me to? Ok!"
SSklars
"Owww!"
CCC.C.
"I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm lactose intolerant."
"That's ok!"
CCC.C.
"Seriously guys, my throat's closing up! Can't breathe! Choking on vomit!"
"He's really hurt."
SSklars
"The Cookie!!!"
She's got it.
SSohini
C.C.
She's got it!
SSohini
D
She's got it!!!
SSohini
A. N. I
SSklars
uuuuh!!!
No PlayStation for you.
BBeamy
You know what is is fucking heating up.
SSklars
Whoa!
Ok
Beamy
Relax man
BBeamy
Hey what I am relaxed what are you talking about?
are you drunk?
BBeamy
Hey (beep) damn right Im drunk i got 15 grand riding on this thing.
Alright guys you know what can we loss the beam effect.
Yeah this is really uncool you don't just show up to work drunk Jon.
BBeamy
Whoa who's Jon. My name is Beamy.
Alright fine Beamy! You obviously have a drinking problem, you very clearer have a gambling problem you need help. I don't know how much more clearly we can spell it out for you.
BBeamy
Well maybe i can spell it out for you. S P E..Fuck you.
Alright
oh Come on! Cut him off
BBeamy
Cut you off
Get him some coffee.
BBeamy
You go coffee
Alright we'll be back after this.
BBeamy
You..I..You be back.
SSklars
We will be back
Actually
BBeamy
Good maybe when you come back you (Beep!)
Oh come on!
What?
Why does Evel have a giant magic wand?
No the question is how come we don't have magic wands?
I know.
(wands magically appear in their hands)
SSklars
Awesome!!!
(Guy comes into the picture)
GGuy
Here's those tapes you wanted
(Randy uses his wand to turn him into a plate of cookies.)
Sweet!
No Way!
Let's see Dandy Don relax a plate of these.
Hey gimmie a cookie.
No.
Give me a cookie.
No.
Give me a cookie!
(Randy uses his wand on Jason and turns him into a stuffed animal bar)
Dude you're a dick.
You're a dick.
No you are.
You are.
You!
(Jason uses his wand on Randy and turns him into a magic wand)
Dude you turned me into a magic wand.
Yeah I did.
Well which wand am I?
I don't know!
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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Land in the water. Land in the water.
Land in the water.
SSklars
Doh!
Well I guess he's dead what else is on tv tonight?
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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