Jason(Talking About Bill Johnson) Me, a Superjock?
Played by Jason Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
Most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 130 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Randy (51), Sklars (6), C.C. Galleta (2)
Lines by Jason 73
JasonJasonDog looks good.
Randy: Yeah, did he just come back from a Summer tour with The Dead?
JasonOhhh, Jackie Smith of dogs.
JasonYep she's refusing to finish the race. Who is she, Scottie Pippen's dog?
JasonAwww, what a loser.
Jason"There's was a love that was not allowed to florish. Society said no but their hearts said yes, tonight on The Hump.
JasonDon't let him touch that, don't! He's just a baby!
JasonWhere's Russ' Fans?
JasonGet the man his fan.
JasonNothing says quality sport quite like a hyphen.
Jason"Hey everybody, welcome to Cheap Seats."
Jason"Or in this case onto the surface of the sun."
Jason"And to anyone who says that these players dog it at the All-Star game take a look at that throw by Parker. Almost all the way to the infield."
Jason"Somebody at first base is taking the game a little too seriously."
Jason"Do you hear helicopters?"
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