Randy, Jason and others in “1980 MLB All-Star Game”

"A very special episode of Cheap Seats, because today the first day we have a live studio audiance.

"Twenty-five people."

"Yeah!"

"Now how did we pull it off you may ask inquisitively? Well it was easy we lobbied ESPN really hard for months and we finally reached a compromise.

"They said no"

"Uh huh. So we decided to go behind their backs and start diverting tour groups from ESPN down here to the library. Now we have a group here today with us."

"We have a great group with us today."

"Who is with us today?"

"We have got Doctors Without Borders.

"I love doctors with"

"They do such good work."

"Uh excuse me. Excuse me actually we are Doctors With Borders.

"With Borders? I've heard of Doctors Without Borders."

"What is Doctors With Borders?"

"Doctors With Borders is a group of doctors that work within the borders of gated communities. We help people that need medical care who make at least eighty thousand dollars a year."

"Well I guess maybe if we pull our salaries collectively we could be one patient"

"I don't think so. Also could get a little more chardonnay up in here we're dying. Thank you."