Charmed · Season 6
Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?
Oh, hi, Leo.
Okay, look, before you get mad, you're the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place. Remember?
To protect her.
Oh, he was using protection.
Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant.
Moments lost make witches wonder.
Warlocks plot or demons plunder.
If this is not a prank.
Help us to fill in the blanks.
(to Wyatt) Okay, bud, here we go. Here we go, okay. Hey, lookie, how about this? (picks up a teddy) You like this guy? Hello. No? Pheebs, a little help here.
We hate that toy. It's yucky and crusty and gross.
Okay, then what does he want?
That. (points at the TV)
Yeah, see, I am a failure.
No, you're not. We just happen to have more pressing concerns right now than the media's influence.
(Phoebe and Paige orb onto KLMV News)
I don't know what's happening here, I...
Well, it's called magic, Kaneisha. Witchcraft, specifically. I really love your... jacket! (orbs the jacket to her)
Wanna see more magic? Let's check in with Piper at the Golden Gate Bridge. Take it away, Piper!
(Cut to a VT of Piper)
Let the object of objection become but a dream
As I cause the scene to become unseen.
(Golden Gate Bridge disappears) You might want to take an alternate route to work in the morning.
She's at her new temp job.
She's still on that kick?
It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?
Let me take the boy for a walk.
All right. Just don't forget a hat for those ears.
I always keep the baby warm.
I meant yours.
We made the book of shadows? What, no picture?
Just a paragraph. A really, really tiny paragraph.
"The Stillman Sisters: Mabel, Mitzy, Margo. Common witches known for their small-time hustles and cons. Not worth vanquishing. If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic."
Oh. Well, at least we got an entry.
Yeah, but look at what they think of us. Common witches, not worth vanquishing?
Is that right? Well, check what these common witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones. We got their powers. We got their Book, and we got... blonde, multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now?
We are.
Oh yeah!
Without picture ID's, we got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist.
Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blondes. I do have to hand it to them, though. They've taken identity theft to a whole new level.
Surprised to see us? I got my first premonition tonight.
I know you did, you genius. I planted it to lead you here.
¡Oh!
Well, from where I'm standing, that's seems like a stupid thing to do. And I know a LOT about stupid things!
(Ironically) Yeah, see, she got us there!
Ah, don't worry, this blonde couldn't hit the broad side of a beauty parlour. I mean, check out that dye job!
(The Stilman sisters gasp)
How dare you!
How did you know they weren't us?
In all my life I have never seen you take the bait the way that witch took it from you.
In all your life? But you've only been our Whitelighter for two months.
Let's just reverse the magic.
Trust me. The sooner you get back on the dating horse, the easier it will be.
No, I know. You're right, you're absolutely right. It's just, the truth is, I'm a little scared. I mean, I was married to an angel, for crying out loud. Who is gonna compare to that?
I know, but, Piper, you also dated a demon, a warlock and a ghost, you know. That's what you should be scared of.
Super pep talk, sis.
(while Leo and Chris are fighting) Oh, there's a lot of love in this room!
Lead me back,
From whence this came,
Help me help my sister's pain.
Oh, she's not only butting in, she's taking sides.
Look, Paige, it's not only what I saw but it's what I felt. Don't you think if they just tried to kill someone I would have felt some intense anger coming from them? But I didn't.
I don't know. Are you sensing any intense anger coming at you right now?
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