How was your date?
Short.
Short? You mean like "leprechaun" short?
No, Leo, he wasn't short, the date was cut short by this.
S6Love's A Witch
Okay, they're all here and these people are in major need of peace talk.
Unknown spirit, we call to thee,
Those who wish to set you free,
Cross on over so we may help,
Come to us, reveal yourself.
Okay, let's look at the bright side. We settled a family feud, we set free a tortured soul, maybe your new power and Paige's new solo path away from the sisterhood, is some kind of synergy, that is all working together in some kind of divine way.
PPPhoebe and Paige
Nah.
S6My Three Witches
Well call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.
You've got me, Jason Dean. I'm yours. So no more wooing.
Okay, no more wooing. I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner.
No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing.
Yeah. If I had to guess, I would say it's a world of desire, but it's not my desire, it's your desire. I can feel how much you want all of this for me.
Yes, Phoebe, I want everything for you including sanity. If I die, promise me you'll see a doctor.
S6Soul Survivor
I have half a mind to call Jason and complain about it, but I don't wanna use our relationship for leverage.
What's the use of sleeping with your boss, then?
Because I actually enjoy sleeping with my boss.
Yeah, don't brag.
ZZahn
Consider yourself repossessed.
You're okay?
Thanks for not listening to me.
Any time.
What the hell is going on?
Bitch later, vanquish now. (Piper and Phoebe vanquish the demon Zahn)
I love watching lawyers explode!
Can I bitch now?
(Wyatt glows his eyes at Richard, trying to scare him)
RRichard
Does he do that a lot?
Wyatt?
What is he doing? Why is he doing that?
Apparently he's trying to scare away all of my dates. You little rat. Did your father teach you that?
So not the time!
You're right. You're grounded! (Piper passes Wyatt to Phoebe)
(Leo and Chris time-travel and get stuck in prehistory)
I don't understand, why can't we orb?
Prehistoric. Magic won't be around until there's people around to use it.
Perfect. We'll just hang out for the next million years or so, no problem.
More like sixty-five million. It's the cretaceous period.
Man, you are old.
S6Sword and the City
Okay, anyway, Book, Excalibur...?
Yeah, nothing. Nada.
Really?
Told you.
You know, hey, maybe it's been out of circulation since ye olden days, and maybe no Halliwell has ever come across it before.
Well, we have run across these guys, executioner demons, lower-level badasses for hire.
Who hired them?
This higher-level badass. (shows them the 'Dark Knight' page in the book)
MMordaunt
The sword has chosen. You are the new saviour. The champion of good, the master of Excalibur. Welcome to your new destiny.
Oh, crap.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Charmed pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.