(talking to Wyatt as Piper and Grams go upstairs) Now you know why we don't summon her more often... yeah.
S5Necromancing the Stone
NNate
I always sorta thought this stuff was real, you know, I just didn't really know it was really real. Oh my God, my wife is going to love this!
Excuse me?
NNate
Did I just say wife?
You're married? You never told me you were married.
NNate
I didn't tell you that I had children either, but...
And, you know, men are just so...
Evil! That's what they are. They are just plain evil.
Oh. I take it Nate wasn't too happy about you being a witch.
Oh, Nate was fine with my being a witch. It's maybe his wife that would have had a problem.
He's married?
Yeah. With two kids.
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
I told you she should have gotten a dog.
NNecromancer
Penny!
Penny?
What's going on here?
Your grandmother hates her grandson. That's what's going on.
That's not true.
Oh, I'm sorry, you just hate men, is that correct?
Ghosts can still feel pain. Maybe I can just orb his testicles somewhere.
Paige there will be no talk of testicle orbing in front of the child
Not around his daddy either.
Grams was alive when she banished the Necromancer, right?
Right.
Okay, well, now she's dead!
You sound so happy about that.
I call forth from space and time,
Matriarchs from the Halliwell line,
Mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,
Our families spirit without end,
To gather now in this sacred place,
And help us bring this child to grace.
S5Oh My Goddess, Pt 1
Well my boyfriend moved to Hong Kong, I'm thoroughly depressed, but I still managed to sign up six people. and you have?
I have none people.
Hmm. None people.
You and Leo are back in the saddle?
So to speak..
Yay you! God I miss sex!
I'd rather just snipe later than be honest and open about my feelings now.
Did you get anything?
Yeah, frost bite.
Friend or foe?
Not so sure yet.
What do you mean? I saved Paige, didn't I?
Oh, you call that saving, do you?
Ooh check out the size of that Oracle's...ball.
What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over here.
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