Nate and Paige in “Necromancing the Stone”

I always sorta thought this stuff was real, you know, I just didn't really know it was really real. Oh my God, my wife is going to love this!

Paige

Excuse me?

Did I just say wife?

Paige

You're married? You never told me you were married.

I didn't tell you that I had children either, but...