“The Painted World” · Season 2
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (3), Prue Halliwell (3), Phoebe Halliwell (2), Dan Gordon (1)
What?
We were talking?
I know. About a man in a painting. Listen to this one. "Hallway near club entrance too narrow"?
I thought that we had discussed your code violations.
Well, I keep finding more. The plumbing, the electrical, the heating, it...none of it is up code.
Stop. You’re obsessing.
Well, it runs in the family.
I don't obsess. I think... intensely... anyway, I can't really help it. I mean, we've seen so many bizarre things, why not a man in a painting.
Ok, then, um, I'll tell you what I can do. I'll check out the code violations. See how serious they really are. If you'll help me with the promise I made Jenny.
Deal. Wait... Uh, what's the promise?
She needs help with a paper. It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
You mean sex?
It's just way too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
Yeah, huh...Sure, not to worry! I have plenty of experience.
Really! With sex.
No! I mean.. talking about it. Yeah!
Spirits send the words, from all across the land;
Allow me to absorb them, through the touch of either hand.
For twenty-four hours, from seven to seven,
I will understand all meaning of the words from here to heaven.
And, uh, p.s. there will be no personal gain.
I always hoped someone would get my SOS, but I never thought it would be a woman.
What, a woman can't rescue a man?
I'm still waiting.
Yeah well keep waiting pal.
Wait. What does this mean? "Absolvo Amitto Amplus Brevis Semper Mea". Phoebe! Help!
Piper, no!
Phoebeee!
Piper?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Piper?
What the hell is happening? Where are we?
All right, hurry. Just get to the bookcase fast.
Whahhh!
Watch out.
Uhh!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Wow!!!
Don't tell me she's the sister witch who was gonna save us.
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