“She's a Man, Baby, a Man!” · Season 2
In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (4), Prue Halliwell (4), Piper Halliwell (2), Dan Gordon (1)
Lives are at stake Prue, innocent men are going to die. We're your sisters, Prue, we're not going to laugh.
(comes out of the bathroom, dressed as a guy) How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous, I am wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriends pile, I have hair in strange places and I have a PENIS! (as Phoebe starts giggling) This is so not funny!
Hahahaha.
(On Dan's tape for the dating agency)
What do you look for in a woman?
What do I look for? I don't know, I'm old-fashioned I guess, I look for the girl next door. Someone with a good heart, and personality and looks to match. The kind of girl that, when I leave for work in the morning, I wait just a little bit 'till she leaves for work too, just to catch a glimpse of that long dark hair and great smile. Hoping that maybe, one day, she'll notice that I'm watching and she'll smile back at me.
It didn't start happening until she sucker-punched Owen.
Well you had a problem, I fixed it.
Oh, you bet your butt you did. You nearly broke his jaw.
I saved his life. Look, you're the one who told me I had to practice being a man, right, so I acted on instinct. And to tell you the truth, the moment I hit him, I felt powerful and strong like somehow that made me a man.
You want to know how to be a real man, look at Dan. Honest, kind, good heart. The type of guy who would risk being late for work just to make you smile, not some bully who walks around thinking one punch is going to change anything.
She learned all that just from looking out a window.
Oh yeah, nice body, great tan.
Awesome truck.
You know I think you really are becoming a man.
She knocked me out guys, I mean really, it was like I was in a trance, I was weak in the knees. And for a moment I felt her need not to be rejected, as though it would devastate her.
Great, we're dealing with a sensitive man-killing demon.
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