PPratt
Let today be a lesson to all those who would seek to defy human nature with their way of life. Let today serve notice that black magic will not be tolerated in our society, and let today be remembered as the day we burned the witch!
Come on, we're getting you out of here.
No, wait. You can't. Prue, I'm serious.
What are you talking about?
You guys have to leave. I...deserve to be here. Or, my future self does.
But, you killed a killer. Don't be ridiculous.
Look, this is Pratt's personal crusade. This isn't about us, this is about him. Wherever we go, he will follow us. He will hunt us. He will hunt our families. If anybody should be punished, it should be him. (she stops, and raises her hand to move Pratt onto the pyre)
Prue, what are you doing?!
[she stares at her hand, and back at Pratt] Saving the future for good witches, and our future.
[grabs Prue's arm] Prue, wait! [Prue looks at her] Don't. Don't become a murderer too. It has to end with me. [Prue lowers her hand]
Phoebe, he was evil. He deserved what you—
[starting to cry] Wrong thing done for the right reason...still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent...not punish the guilty, and...I crossed that line, and I know that. And now you guys have to know that too.
We are not leaving here without you.
Prue, we were sent here for a reason. Maybe not to stop this, like what we thought, but maybe to understand why this has to happen. Why you have to let this happen. (openly crying now) I don't wanna die, but I don't want you to die because of me. [they hug, and Phoebe begins sobbing] I love you. [she goes back to the pyre, and nods for Piper to unfreeze Pratt, which Piper does. She screams in pain as she burns].
I know. About a man in a painting. Listen to this one. "Hallway near club entrance too narrow"?
I thought that we had discussed your code violations.
Well, I keep finding more. The plumbing, the electrical, the heating, it...none of it is up code.
Well, it runs in the family.
I don't obsess. I think... intensely... anyway, I can't really help it. I mean, we've seen so many bizarre things, why not a man in a painting.
Ok, then, um, I'll tell you what I can do. I'll check out the code violations. See how serious they really are. If you'll help me with the promise I made Jenny.
Deal. Wait... Uh, what's the promise?
She needs help with a paper. It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
It's just way too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
Yeah, huh...Sure, not to worry! I have plenty of experience.
No! I mean.. talking about it. Yeah!
Spirits send the words, from all across the land;
Allow me to absorb them, through the touch of either hand.
For twenty-four hours, from seven to seven,
I will understand all meaning of the words from here to heaven.
And, uh, p.s. there will be no personal gain.
Wait. What does this mean? "Absolvo Amitto Amplus Brevis Semper Mea". Phoebe! Help!
What the hell is happening? Where are we?
All right, hurry. Just get to the bookcase fast.
Uhh!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Wow!!!
MMalcolm
Don't tell me she's the sister witch who was gonna save us.
CBChris Barker
Speaking of getting off the ground, that plane trip to Paris is still on open for discussion isn't it? Hasn't that raincheck burned a hole in your pocket by now?
Look I really appreciate your offer
CBChris Barker
It's not an offer Prue, it's a dinner request.
CBChris Barker
You know what they call french bread in France?
Lives are at stake Prue, innocent men are going to die. We're your sisters, Prue, we're not going to laugh.
(comes out of the bathroom, dressed as a guy) How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous, I am wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriends pile, I have hair in strange places and I have a PENIS! (as Phoebe starts giggling) This is so not funny!
(On Dan's tape for the dating agency)
DSDating service worker
What do you look for in a woman?
What do I look for? I don't know, I'm old-fashioned I guess, I look for the girl next door. Someone with a good heart, and personality and looks to match. The kind of girl that, when I leave for work in the morning, I wait just a little bit 'till she leaves for work too, just to catch a glimpse of that long dark hair and great smile. Hoping that maybe, one day, she'll notice that I'm watching and she'll smile back at me.
It didn't start happening until she sucker-punched Owen.
Well you had a problem, I fixed it.
Oh, you bet your butt you did. You nearly broke his jaw.
I saved his life. Look, you're the one who told me I had to practice being a man, right, so I acted on instinct. And to tell you the truth, the moment I hit him, I felt powerful and strong like somehow that made me a man.
You want to know how to be a real man, look at Dan. Honest, kind, good heart. The type of guy who would risk being late for work just to make you smile, not some bully who walks around thinking one punch is going to change anything.
She learned all that just from looking out a window.
She knocked me out guys, I mean really, it was like I was in a trance, I was weak in the knees. And for a moment I felt her need not to be rejected, as though it would devastate her.
Great, we're dealing with a sensitive man-killing demon.
200 years ago a good witch turned evil, started using her craft against innocents. Fortunately she was tricked into a cave and entombed, but unfortunately, this morning, Tuatha escaped.
Tuatha, who wouldn't go bad with a name like that!